gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Gooch grits

Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.

Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.

by Big_daddy_jankins January 4, 2021

golshan

A flower garden, iranian name

thats a nice golshan you have in your back yard, hey is that golshan over there?

by Mad Max098 November 15, 2006

velcro gooch

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.

"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."

by David and Colin August 4, 2007

Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

acid gooch

Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.

Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?

by MrRampage June 13, 2013

Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.

He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.

by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017