A Gooner is whatever you want to be
by The Youtuber Awesome October 8, 2018
Get the Goonermug. A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 27, 2025
Get the Desktop Goonermug. (Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
Get the Goonerizemug. One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.
Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.
Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.
by Manus craig December 9, 2023
Get the Goonermug. by Sebos April 26, 2024
Get the Goonermug. 1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
Get the Goonermug. A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
Get the Book Goonermug.