googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlish

The end result after putting foreign text through Google Translator.

Hey, I don't speak Spanish, but here's that passage in Googlish: *Translated text*

by Jay204 January 26, 2009

Googliboobs

When you're so drunk that your nipples are on crooked.

Dude, we got so googliboobed last night, my nipples are still crooked!

Man, Jennifer was so drunk last night, she had the perfect set of googliboobs.

by Fluffster93 August 31, 2012

Googlist

A person who conforms to Googlism

Eric: I don't why you're using Bing. Microsoft doesn't stand a chance with Google. "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything"

Angie: I can see that you are a hardcore Googlist.

by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015

Beer-googling

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.

After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.

by The Googler October 10, 2008

Googling off

passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"

Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."

Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."

by WED September 4, 2005

Googlution

A portmanteau of "Google pollution". A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.

After sifting through 34 pages of Googlution, I finally found a useful query result.

by OkieLoki February 28, 2009