google search comeback

when a little bitch has nothing to say for a comeback he goes onto google and looks up your mom jokes

listen to those fucking google search comebacks.

by josh/cody June 11, 2006

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Google scar

(noun): To have controversial, objectionable, defamatory, or derogatory material on the internet under his or her real name. This may be self-inflicted, created by a vindictive person, or the unfortunate result of a Google twin. A Google scar may be discovered when ego-surfing. A Google scar will result in a Google burn in some cases.

My ex just gave me a Google scar on his blog. What a douchebag!

by ay1ene January 24, 2008

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Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.

John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!

by FailPanda August 20, 2010

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Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).

I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.

by lowlights June 12, 2011

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Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013