b'goodness

my goodness (b'=my)

B'goodness captain! -Astronaut's last words before a meteor completely demolished his spaceship.

by cdreed3000 May 20, 2005

sweet goodness

weed, ganja, treefer, and HOOT.

"Do you have any sweet goodness for later?"

by Beverly Pryor December 12, 2006

bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon

I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?

by molemanners June 1, 2010

chocolaty goodness

drizzle of warm chocolate between the legs of your woman and then cleaning the chocolate with your tongue

I had some chocolaty goodness last night

by sikeout73 December 18, 2011

sticky goodness

Evolutions gift to heterosexual men and bisexual women.

Her sticky goodness made my mouth water; the sound was as delicious as the taste.

by Master'erm August 6, 2016

warm goodness

Semen that is applied to an unwilling girl's face.

Megan did not want Paul to cum on her face but he handcuffed her and shot that warm goodness all over her face.

by MLS :) August 6, 2017

chocolatey goodness

Sex between two black people.

Joe and Theresa wanted to be proper, so they married before diving into all the chocolatey goodness.

by The "Substitute" November 23, 2017