A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.
Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.
Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.
Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.
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Fam, that pool party last night was sick! Chris, Dan and Sam were gooch bubbling all night! bubbled out of their brains! They were clucking for an empty bottle after the cleaners left! Totally G-bubbed!
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They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
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