Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

Goobage

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.

"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods

by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016

gobstompers

thick soled, water resistant boots

While navigating the crevasse of a wet snow pile betwixt sidewalk and cruiser, a Rochester City Police officer was heard to remark, "I should have worn my big gobstompers today."

by everything happened. February 9, 2009

Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.

The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.

by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007

gobshite

liam gallagher

by Anonymous August 7, 2003