goob

1.) A small amount of flem combined with saliva created in the mouth. Goobs usually dangle to the ground slowly out of the mouth, unless taken by the wind. Not to be confused with a lugey which is spat out of the mouth with great force, not dropped.
2.) Foreign sticky substance not well understood.
1.) Tommy, ignorant and stupid, stepped on the goob in bare feet. The fool.
2.) John: What is that stuff on your shirt, Jim?
Jim: Aww dang! I forgot to wash my clothes and they have goob on them!
by The Jordan March 27, 2008
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a female newbie, as in "girl noob"
Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."
by Joe Bone March 09, 2005
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1. to have sexual relations with; fuck

"I heard that she and Dre goobed in the Mcdonalds parking lot"
by 1111 August 21, 2006
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Paul: Ah damn, I lost. Suck me.
Sam: Shaddup you goob!
by GoobIsGayNoob March 25, 2009
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One who eats popcorn, shits it out onto more popcorn, stirs it up, and then eats it.

Resembles the texture of Shepherd's Pie, after one has mixed up the potatoes, vegetables, and beef all together into one gooby mess.
"Hey dude, how do you want your popcorn?"
"I'm a goob, remember?"
"Oh ya..."
*defecates*
by goob69 January 17, 2010
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the combination of boobs and gut that overhang past the belt buckle on a woman
when a girl wears the shrunken shirt and a pair of pants and the bottom of the goob combo overhangs past the belt buckle area
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Michael Yagoobian is a goob because he is afraid of the dark.
by Ali5986 October 15, 2008
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