goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017

Goobergoblin

A woman who's only objective in life is to Gobble as many goobers as she possibly can....

I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin

by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019

Gooberous

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

goobery

Goobery is acting like a "Goober".

Those people act very "Goobery"

by Robert Amburn April 25, 2006

Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006