goober 

im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno

I eat goobers!! yum!!

goober by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004

Goober 

A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.

Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"

Goober by jeanne-lilly simon January 19, 2010

Goober 

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!

Goober by ChampsElysees August 14, 2010

goober 

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

goober by Pski January 17, 2009

Goober 

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

Goober by Armijo July 3, 2007

goober 

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

goober by BR545 May 16, 2016

goober 

1) chocolate cover pnuts
2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose
3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose
4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose
5) a lil wee-wee

1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts

2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober

3- Omylanta, you are such a goober!

4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober...

5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.

goober by Eatin gooberpeas! (It'sa song-- no definition for gooberpeas y'all!) October 25, 2004