A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
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A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".
by Joober January 23, 2005
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A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.
Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
by Christina King March 18, 2008
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You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem
by RamaHater June 11, 2005
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This word is a ver offensive term for a nerd or a geeky type person who does'nt have any friends and spends all his or her time on the computer looking up naughty and erotic stuff
by Maligus October 06, 2005
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I have this horrible itch on my goober.
Hey, you want to see my goober?
I have a sweaty ass goober bro...
How do you shave your goober?
Hey, you want to see my goober?
I have a sweaty ass goober bro...
How do you shave your goober?
by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009
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