a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.

A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.

im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno

The penis. Because it often makes men act like fools.

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;