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1. someone who is a nerd or a geek.
2. to be a loser.
3. do something stupid or look stupid
oh my gosh.. look at his socks, he looks like a goober
by Katie DeCoste August 15, 2006
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Goober (noun)

A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.
The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.
by Harshad Sharma February 02, 2004
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goober wallah (the guy who cleans the floor after a punter has left a wanking booth )
by syd erickson November 20, 2006
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Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.
Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.
by SugarSpider August 06, 2005
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(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober
"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno
by midgetben August 11, 2005
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Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.
"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."
by Mr. Cardboard November 07, 2011
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Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.
"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"
by dydapimp January 21, 2010
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