Gonk

A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.

My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.

by valhollah March 12, 2006

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Albino Gonk

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!

by steveoid March 3, 2008

pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 7, 2005

Dippit Gonk

Adj. Scots. A normally intelligent person who has momentarily decided to become an imbecile.

What's that. You put diesel in? The car runs on petrol, ya dippit gonk!

by imshi July 13, 2009

Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 18, 2022

Gis a gonk ya dober

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

by Katweeeee June 4, 2007