A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.
And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
by meandmybrightideas September 17, 2006
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!
by steveoid March 3, 2008
by Fountain of Knowledge July 7, 2005
by imshi July 13, 2009
Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
by fliip3 May 18, 2022
Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.
by Katweeeee June 4, 2007