One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020
A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 12, 2020
The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.
In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.
In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.
by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023
Bruno Bundey
by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022
by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021