Reverse Goldilocks

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body

I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time

by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023

Goldiglocks

A blond gun expert, who hates everyone and would kill to get the cops off his ass. He swears a lot, and if you question his expertise he shall reply with some gold plated bullets and throw a slur at you in his heavy american accent.

Although this isn't always the case he also knows his way around knives and nuclear missiles.

Person 1: See goldiglocks over there?
Person 2: Yeah, but keep it down, he's got a gun at his hip!

by TheSchmer September 29, 2020

Goldicocksing

Trying out many different dicks in order to find the most suitable one, preferably attached to an acceptable man.

She ran through those dudes like goldicocksing was her fulltime job before she found her perfect penis.

by tttarafied February 25, 2022

goldilocking

Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.

Try goldilocking your workload to keep both your engagement and your sanity.

by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023

Goldielocksing

A term coined by Civvie11 where by you bang multiple woman from the same bloodline to distinguish the differences in evolution over time in order to find the one that is just right for you, with all of this typically happening at a party.

Friend 1: Hey, remember Dave?
Friend 2:Oh yeah, that weirdo. I swear he had the weirdest habits and the strangest names for them.

Friend 1: Like what?
Friend 2: Goldielocksing.
Friend 1: What?

by The hidden troll June 22, 2023