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the goatwing

The act of tucking your dick and balls while bending over and simultaneously stretching the skin on your balls to portray a goat with batwing genitalia. This is a combination of the goat and batwing poses, therefore the victim of this sight gets 7 kicks plus the requisite "Fag!"
"Hey, I just gave Bill the goatwing. He's been crying ever since."
by mattyguru August 6, 2007
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Goading

Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while haveing complete control over them anyway.

Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr goad.
'Oh fuck, I'm in for a right goading later'
by SWalton November 26, 2007
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Goatified

To be the world's most underrated Fortnite console player there is by commenting on every Fortnite Instagram post and playground/creative mode highlight video to exist, stating the fact that you're really out here grinding everyday to be in Ghost, FaZe, Chronic or any other "Org" that exists. Basically, self-promoting and claiming that you're the best at Fortnite when you probably only have 24 wins in total but every single cosmetic piece in the item shop.
RidiculousFN comments on a YouTube video: "Yo, whoever wants to 1v1 playground add me on Epic friends. I'm actually underrated so if you can please check out my channel it'll mean a lot. I'm streaming on twitch everyday @TTV.RidiculousFN check me out and subscribe, I'm really out here grinding for Chronic! Like so they can notice me!"

No one ever: "I'm literally the fastest builder in my school I can quadruple ramp rush while on the highest sensitivity and custom controller binds.. I'm literally goatified."
by Listen Here Buddy April 1, 2019
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Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.
Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.
by thecumdown September 5, 2012
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Goatsnab

The act of distracting another while they are hard at work or trying to concentrate on some very important task (writing, surgery, bomb disposal etc).
"Cheers for that goatsnab. I nearly blew up the reactor."

Or go up behind a friend when they are hard at work, preferrably at a time when they definitely do not want to be distracted, grab their shoulders and push down repeatedly (they should be sitting on a partially sprung chair, ideally), while saying 'Goatsnab, goatsnab, goatsnab!'
by Bellser July 29, 2006
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gouting

tasting horrible or - rarely - stinking
That pint of beer is gouting!

Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"
by Adam C D I December 12, 2007
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sex term goasting

when you push down your lovers head in to the bed while you are having inercors then you have you friend come out ove the closet and fuck her then you go out to the window and wave at her
by goasting October 23, 2017
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