when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically
by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023
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Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.
Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD

MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus

Sirgoofsalot has left the game
by Dude29007 October 29, 2018
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How to tell someone to die in It fandom language
James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys

Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.
by Carter uwu November 12, 2019
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The intellectual way of saying go kill your self in the worst way possible.
Angry roblox player : go commit neck rope

Intellectual gamer: no you shall instead go commit elevation of co2 in your blood and endure a painful unliving.
by Destyyeet April 20, 2020
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I'm going to commit suicide

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed
Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"
by Chronicpain July 28, 2022
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