Smoking Gnarl

A person who is 25 and looks 45, drives a 1985 saturn with at least one missing hub cab.. Usually seen outside a supermarket shivering next to the " smokers pole"

The smoking gnarl rear ended me . Since the gnarl had no insurance since they spend all their money on cigerettes, I had to pay my own repair bill

by TGCCME March 5, 2011

Gnarcolepsy

A condition a person, typically skater, suffers from by being constantly stoked.

I've skated three days in a row without sleep because i'm so stoked. I think I have Gnarcolepsy.

by FightinIrish123 June 8, 2010

sicky gnar gnar

Sicky gnar gnar: super beyond cool, awesome and scary.

holy shit that 270 on that jib wuz Sicky gnar gnar bra!!!!!!

by BeeeeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaaa April 10, 2007

Shred the Gnar

To go big, never stop or give up; accept the reality that anything is possible, and everything can be accomplished if you set your mind to it..

You gunna get rowdy on that death gap? Man shred the gnar.

by Bro stay gold January 23, 2009

gnar factor

Yes, believe it or not, a rating system for gnarliness does exist!

The gnar factor measures how gnarly a certain activity is.
It can range from being low and lame, to high and extremely cool!

Note: The gnar factor does not neccesarily involve numbers and/or specific levels. It should be used to the best judgement of the person using it.

"How was the new half pipe in the new terrain park on the mountain?"
"Dude, the gnar factor was out of this world! It was intense!"

by slaytheday December 13, 2009

gnar

something that can be shred, such as a cucumbers, paper, and chicken salad.

Jahlil: Did you see that ostrich on the slopes over yonder?
Jimmy: Yeah, he was shredding mad amounts of gnar.

by Apickle June 14, 2015

gnarffe-whonger

n. 1) One, who while in the bath tub, flatulates; then proceeds to bite at the bubbles. 2) Slang. Name for anyone who does/says something incredibly stupid.
See also, Clint #'s 1, 2, 6, & 8.

Person1 "Did you see Clint dive off of that house into that empty swimming pool?"
Person2 "Yeah, what a gnarffe-whonger!"

by Mexico Brown October 10, 2005