garfungalfuck

Someone who is wrong in every aspect of their being and can only associate with other garfungalfucks (deals with both appearance and personality)

That guy is such a garfungalfuck or, yeah I know that guy he is totally a garfungalfuck

by elvisphillie October 13, 2010

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.

Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?

by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021

Garfool

When you or someone else screws you in a way that is unscrewable.

The cat garfooled Chris by puking in his shoes.

by Függyjoe June 17, 2018

Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 1, 2009

garfil

Symptoms of a cat that lives on Mars. Hates Mondays and smokes a pipe.

Don't mayaonee that garfil , it has done nothing wrong.

by theimposteriscai May 27, 2023

Garfunkel

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

by englishhhh December 28, 2005