Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.

Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.

by MamaWe January 22, 2019

Gluten Bias

A condition where no matter how good the food is, if it doesn't contain gluten it can't be eaten.

Joe and his gluten bias, means I get all of the fried chicken!

by jpikester December 24, 2023

Gluten Putin

Adjective

A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.

My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes

by UnitedStatesofKek November 15, 2018

Gutter gluten hussy

Dirty whore /slut

That gutter gluten hussy can have him. He's a slut anyway .

by L Roberts May 29, 2017

Gluten Friendly Possible

The food operator cannot guarantee the food served will be free from gluten. This means gluten may or may not be present in the food.

I ate at that restaurant which shows 'gluten friendly possible' and it was fine for me. Nice food!

I liked eating at this food place because of the gluten friendly possible sticker, which suggests they have awareness on the gluten topic.

by Angelo Soul February 29, 2020

Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten

Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill

by Male Name February 18, 2023