by andy1 May 30, 2005
Get the glove cuntpartmentmug. gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.
by brian July 21, 2008
Get the hobo glovesmug. This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out, the inside of her twat sticks to your cock. Thus, the pink glove.
by CharlesVA August 5, 2006
Get the Pink Glovemug. by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004
Get the Like a Glovemug. The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out
by camusus July 2, 2020
Get the glove jobmug. by Crappy winter glove January 3, 2017
Get the glove boymug. Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.
I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.
by casperino August 6, 2016
Get the Garden Glovemug.