Glock in the rari

The act of saying you have a Ferrari as well as an expensive handgun but really drives a Honda sedan from good 'ol 1987.

"Tim has a glock in the rari"
"Really he drives a Ferrari"
"No he drives a 1987 Honda and hasn't ever owned a gun."

by UncomfortableRaptor August 2, 2016

Glockwash

The act of taking ones own life by placing your lips around a handgun, typically a Glock, and pulling the trigger.

This class is so dull I might just Glockwash.

by Stumpkat July 6, 2018

Glockledoodledoo

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.

Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

Glockenspieliosis

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels

Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis

by Exercices March 3, 2021

Key Glock

Markeyvius LaShun Cathey, who goes by Key Glock, is an American rapper known for his mixtape, Glock Season produced in 2017

Aye lil bro, did you hear the new Key Glock song?

by ayolilbro April 6, 2022

Glock 40

Any Glock pistol an Drug Enforcement Agent (DEA) shot him/herself with.

"This is a Glock 40. I'm the only one in the room, that I know of.. who is professional enough to own a Glock 40. I am the only.." *shoot himself in the foot*~ Agent Lee Paige

by NoobPwnage November 17, 2010

Glockmonger

Totally badass gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. Tends to be reserved - the "speak softly and carry a big stick" type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. While rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior... not to mention the big barrel he's packin' (!).

I was shootin' off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

Went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.

by Shero February 3, 2010