Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
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