Metal Gear Awkward

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

by mndz October 27, 2008

Geard

The name given to anyone who, suprisingly or otherwise, has a ginger beard.

Oh my, you've got a bit of a geard going on there.

by FutureStars May 24, 2010

Mad Gear and Missile Kid

Mad gear and missile kid is the alter ego of the new jersey rock/punk band my chemical romance. The band created a 3 track ep titled the mad gear and missile kid for the deluxe 2019 danger days box set thing and apparently it's what the killjoys in the music video for Na Na Na are listening to when they drive around shooting bad guys.
The tracks are titled 1) F.T.W.W.W 2) masted of ravenkroft and 3) black dragon fighting society

It reminds me of the sex pistols and you can't get it off iTunes

Some of the lyrics in mad gear and missile kid are

"Yeah I drink juice when I'm killing cause it's fucking delicious"-black dragon fighting society

"She said c'mon c'mon kiss my battery"-F.T.W.W.W

"(I’m drowning innocent wolves)
I’m dressin’ up like a cat"- mastas of ravenkroft

by xX_RIANNA_Xx September 17, 2011

Knee Gears

Just another way of saying the word “Niggers” except you can’t really get in trouble for it, you can make up an excuse like the one below

White Guy: “Yeah, I just really hate all the niggers coming in”
Black Guy: “YO WHAT THE FUCK, SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN”
White Guy: “CHILL, I was just talking about the metal cogs my sister uses ever since she broke her knee, or as I call them, knee gears, anyway, they take up too much space around the house”

by ThreeBabyDucks January 3, 2020

Top Gear rule

An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.

The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.

by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007

Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear is the best ps game

nice and stealthy =)

by Gray Fox aka any Fox August 16, 2003

Gears of War

The only game on the market that lets you curbstomp people.

-Loserkid: Gears of War is so GAY!
-Cool Kid: You can curbstomp people.
-Loserkid: ...Gears of War is so AWESOME!!

by Dirty Monkey Sex December 6, 2006