A viral spoof of the BBC car magazine Top Gear made by dutch YouTuber Jixaw, released on September 1st, 2020 which feature either reading captures of edited images or memes in Expand Dong format.

Today on Bottom Gear, I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a (focking) toilet, and James commits arson.

Bottom Gear by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

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Gaudy Gear

Extremely ugly outfits.

Lady GaGa wears Gaudy Gear.

Gaudy Gear by jpg3 January 1, 2012

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Gardenia

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

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Vagina Garden

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

Vagina Garden by Chas501 May 3, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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