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god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.
"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!
by phlegmat March 24, 2005
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I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ
by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022
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any given Sunday

Frequently misquoted November 1951 statement by Commissioner Bert Bell about parity in the National Football League.

According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."
"The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. "
by Carrite2 September 15, 2023
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Given

Un anime que obviamente no te dejará en depresión sobre gays con guitarras
X: Tengo algo que decirte..... soy gay
X: Sabía que no debí recomendarte Given
by escape☆ November 25, 2021
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eat the shit given

Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.
Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
by mak3 April 19, 2021
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Tae-Kwon-Do Are A Compass And The Belts Given Are Chakra Colors

Tae-Kwon-Do Are A Compass And The Belts Given Are Chakra Colors
Tae-Kwon-Do Are A Compass And The Belts Given Are Chakra Colors
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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