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Gilbert

Gilbert’s are very nice and caring guys. But they are a little picky and tend to be attracted to people that don’t like them back. They usually don’t notice that the people closest to them are the right person for them. They never judge people. They give others second chances even if a person did a very bad thing. They enjoy talking to others and exploring new things. Some girls think they are weird especially because of their name but girls that are closer to him maybe even have a crush on him and he doesn’t know and those girls think he’s pretty cool.

Never judge a Gilbert without knowing them!
Girl 1: Psst Girl 2, Gilbert likes u
Girl 2: How do u know, also he’s weird
*Girl 3 walks in*
Girl 1: I’m his best friend and he isn’t weird u just gonna get to know him and maybe you’ll like him but I just wished he’d like me back
Girl 3: Are you guys talking about a Gilbert?
Girl 1 and Girl 2: How did you know!
Girl 3: Urban Dictionary
by r=l=u=i=a=l October 16, 2022
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Daddy Gilbert

The sexiest hottest motherfucker on the planet they let you sit on their lap and are really hot
Wow daddy Gilbert is hot af I’m going to go sit on her lap.
by Carpoolsyndrom November 6, 2019
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Ethan Gilbert

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes
by Tomura May 12, 2022
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.
In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.
by elramses May 29, 2008
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Gilbert

Gilbert is usually a last name of someone with a very large penis between 8 and 9 inches. Who also is a true lover and good with the ladies.
I really want to meet a Gilbert.
by Truthspeaker4798 April 23, 2017
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The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.
I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.
by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005
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jason gilbertson

A true legend, smart and helpful to many people. Skilled at work and at home. The type of bloke you call when something goes wrong and needs fixing.
Great, the bloody things broken, I'll have to call Jason Gilbertson to repair it.
by Wbff March 18, 2018
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