put up your gutters

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out and cums either on her back, her stomach, or his own stomach. Then, in an attempt to keep said cum off of the bed, the individual with the cum on them, puts their arms against their own sides to catch the cum from running off of them onto the sheets. This area between your side and your arm is the "gutter".

Chris: I am about to cum.
Jenna: Well I just washed my sheets so be careful where you cum.
Chris: Then put up your gutters.

by modena April 19, 2008

Four Letter Friend Getter

1)A euphemism for the F-bomb

Man 1: I can't believe you dropped the "Four Letter Friend Getter" in public.
Man 2: I know, but he just made me so mad!!

by DMDreamer February 23, 2011

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

gutterslut

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author

Kirsty Banks

by Brother Number One May 7, 2004

gettering

to get

to make happen, typically in a quick and excited fashion

I'm gettering a new phone!

by commasplice November 2, 2009

Gutterslut

A gutterslut is one who performs oral and anal sex in the streets and gutters of small towns..gutterslut aka cum guzzler

"wow DePree sure is a gutterslut"

by PeggySueSmith July 28, 2017

Getter Done

A phrase used by Mr. Weeks to get his students to start working.

"As a wise man once said, Getter Done!"

by matt69420 May 31, 2019