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Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
by Will R Fry December 20, 2008
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jerkin the gerkin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
by Braveheart January 9, 2004
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Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.

Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.
Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."

"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"

2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"

"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."

A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.
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Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
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gerting

The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.
A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.
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Georgina

Georgina is the type of person to lash out about nothing but makes freinds very easy and is a good confidant person ,but has been through something traumatic
Georgina is so moody all of a sudden
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gorgina

gorgeous in a perfect way, perfect, without defect i.e. the vagina.
those tits are gorgina!
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