Gerald

The giraffe that Cooper and Kyle are both in lice with. The lore is Cooper proposed to Kyle and Kyle threw the ring in the trash but THEN Cooper and Gerald had a relationship that made Kyle angry because he loved Gerald, then Kyle and Gerald had an affair, then they had a threesome. THEY ALL GOT MARRIED, except Kyle. Then Kyle and Cooper got into an argument which made Gerald sad and he left with Kyle, then they got married and Cooper is coping with the rejection.

Person 1: The story of Gerald, Kyle, and Cooper is so sad.
Person 2: Yea.
Kyle: G e r a l d

by The gay lizard March 13, 2022

Gerald

A Pretty cool guy, a great cook, but not someone you should accept jars from

Man Gerald is pretty awesome ay, but im worried about the MLP Mayo he gave me the other day, its a bit salty

by jeebusjeeboo March 28, 2022

Gerald

my mates dead hamster

Gerald is dead

by XOXO_GERALD_XOXO April 14, 2022

Gerald

my bub <3

"Look at Gerald, the cutest little bub!"

by cindy_lou_who <3 May 1, 2022

Gerald

A Gigachad capitalist who plays women and cheats on his wife to shag a hot poor woman that kills herself with bleach

He just cheated on his wife and the woman he cheated with killed herself, what a Gerald.

by SUIIIII07 May 9, 2022

Gerald

A bug on the ceiling that is now in the vents

Yo that’s Gerald he doesn’t do much

by Candy-al July 13, 2022

gerald

old guy, massive penis, swings that thing around like the blades on a helicopter. don't let the enormous penis fool you ladies, this man loves dick, Gerald is so gay, pipes his booty till he cries with 4 big guys

"brooooo, you heard about Gerald yet homie, yeah the gay, he piped my booty till I cried."

by lilgoose321 July 30, 2022