Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
by CBianchi August 23, 2007
Get the national geographic titties mug.Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.
"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."
by Goodly June 15, 2013
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Also Abbrev. as GA
1) When a potential mate / dating prospect lives at a distance.
2) A job prospect in a location where you don't want to live.
1) When a potential mate / dating prospect lives at a distance.
2) A job prospect in a location where you don't want to live.
1) e.g. I live in New York, She lives in England... she's cute, but she's completely geographically undesirable.
2) e.g. They offered me $120k for the position, but there's no chance I'm moving to French Lick, Indiana. That's way too G.A.
2) e.g. They offered me $120k for the position, but there's no chance I'm moving to French Lick, Indiana. That's way too G.A.
by urbanVirus July 16, 2006
Get the geographically undesirable mug.Gore for the Sake of Gore in a horror/thriller movie. This word's origins are fairly unknown, i first came across it in the Icons ( on G4 ) episode of Eli Roth the writter and director of 'Cabin Fever' and the 'Hostel' Series
by My name is none of your concern. June 25, 2007
Get the Goreography mug.A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.
My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
Get the pulling a geographic mug.I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.
by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021
Get the Geographist mug.When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.
Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything
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