miranda geise

An annoying person who tells you r secrets to the world

Me: I can't believe Miranda geise told everyone I have a boyfriend -oh wait-I can believe it because she does it all the time!

by Ashlynn and Gage June 23, 2018

Squeiken-Geist

A type of ghost that periodically squeeks, like a sign in the wind or a high pitched fart. Often falsely blamed for actual farts.

Did you hear that? Must have been the Squeiken-Geist.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

Geish

The taint— the area between your butthole and vagina or balls.

Your geish is moist, and smellIng like old shrimp!

by Evile1174 June 14, 2018

Blushing Geisha

When you are doing a Japanese girl from behind and accidently (or on purpose) end up darting the wrong hole. She turns around and in her coy, Japanese, blushing way says..."Ahh Soo" with a little giggle.

During my recent trip to Japan I got drunk and ended up in a karaoke bar. I took this amazing girl home but was too drunk to stay focused doing it doggy style and ended up with a blushing geisha.

by brochief1 January 7, 2010

geisha

Women's secret art of confidence and submission.

An idea or state of mind involving confidence style and extreme female swagger. Geisha involves the ability to submit men and lame girls with a single glance while remaining the classiest bitch in the room.
See: badassery

Laura: "Jen are you crying because you just saw your ex making out with another chick?"
Jen: "Yeah, I'm 'bout to pull that bitches weave out!"
Laura: "awwwww hell naaaaaw!, you know thats not how we roll, where's your f-ing geisha??!!"

by PrettyAntiTheory March 14, 2012

geish

One who rigs at all aspects of life

Kieth Spaulding = Geish

by Rig A. Mortis June 1, 2004

This is geisha

Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.

Brittany: I hate being in this meeting for four hours.

Arwin: Me too, this is geisha.

by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011