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garage lift

When you have someone lift your balls and spread the butt cheeks so they can lick from asshole down the taint to the base of the balls from below with one motion.
Sharleena gave me a garage lift last night and my grundle is still tingling.
by ballsweatgargle April 19, 2018
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dong garage

Jack's Butthole
Jack open your dong garage im comin in for a crash landing
by MrNoStylzz July 12, 2016
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garage sailing

The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.
I think we'll go garage sailing this weekend for Velvet Elvis'.
by rzklkng August 25, 2003
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garage sale pussy

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.
(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.
by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009
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speed garage

totally different music to what people know as bassline house today, but yet some still call it speed garage???? the old and new are a totally different sound!!
187 lockdown and serious danger fans will know what im talkin about, these sort of tunes jus aint made anymore, but r still bangin!. new bassline house, eg, joe q or danny bond are a totally different sound, so why call it speed garage when its otherwise known as niche or bassline house?????
by adam ratcliffe September 16, 2008
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Grundle Garage

A large get together where people will fondle each other’s testicles and cock, when one cums they’re out and you see who lasts the longest.
Nathan and his friends had a huge grundle garage in the basement last night.
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
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Garage Sitters

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.
There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.
by WGator January 18, 2011
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