Garner

Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!

by squadonfleek January 1, 2015

gayery

A factory where gaypies are manufactured.

I work at the gayery.

by Ben W October 21, 2004

gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.

"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt

by dree October 26, 2005

gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

Gayheras

Latin base; (1.)The act of cramming alian objects into the man butt. (2.)To test the storage capacity of the man butt while inserting alian objects.

Matt said to Age, "it is time to make your passage into man hood, bring out the oreos and parking cones! Let the Gayheras commence!"

by AlexandeDgreat March 12, 2008

Gaymerican

Progressive Gay Americans

Who says I am Republican? I am a proud Gaymerican!

by gaymerican April 14, 2010