gaylord man

a man who loves dogs and water guns. this can include speakers and telephone poles. this word can express feeling of hate and love at the same time

"the man in the back corner is a gaylord man" -steve irwin

"girls dig guys that are guys and guys. also, sometimes gaylord man" -eminem

by philip skwara August 5, 2007

Raging Gaylord

A gathering of ten or more homosexuals, often taking place in/around Gaylord, Michigan. They meet at a pre-determined location and fuck continuously for hours. The evening is capped off with each faggot taking his turn at sucking off the oldest member's ears.

Hey, want to head over to Kyle's and participate in a Raging Gaylord.

by Hyle Kervela April 28, 2010

Gaylord fuk

Used as a curse word when you either hurt yourself or something goes wrong, something you're not happy with or nothing goes to plan..

"Male using hammer hits hand"..being defined as
..
Ahhh, nothing ever goes right 'YA Gaylord Fuk

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Meme gaylord

a meme gaylord who saids memes constantly and also says it obnoxiously

a meme gaylord would typically say the trending meme obnoxiously so its not hard to spot
a meme gaylord

by meme gaylord August 1, 2018

Gaylord queerson

Gaylord queerson is what you call your friend whenever you feel they should be called that. If there getting gay around you, you say shut up gaylord queerson. Gaylord queerson also means gaytard.

Jake: hey dude wanna come over and work on my derby car.
Me: no gaylord queerson I'm not coming over and getting gay with u and ur car.

by Owner of randy the 250 May 9, 2019

Supreme gaylord

The definition of Meara and Ellie.

-The ultimate form of gay person. (Or lesbian.)

"Oh my lord Ellie and Meara's bass playing has evolved them into supreme gaylords"

by Punk idiots December 1, 2017

gaylord faggot

A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.

"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by Gaylord_Police March 5, 2016