The garrett approach

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

pulling a gerrit

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

by flats117 December 7, 2009

Kenny Garrett

An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.

Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.

by jim17g May 6, 2006

Garrett

A hot dude who does not know how hot he his inside and out. He becomes a GREAT friend He has an excellent sense of humor and he is thicc. He is athletic and muscular. Loves to play jokes with his buddies. Any girl is lucky to have Garrett. Just don't call him "gay rat!"

Girl 1: Oh my god, that must be a Garrett!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!

by its not cup! February 25, 2019

Garri

The Ultimate life saver

Saving lives since God knows

If you feel slapped once you taste it then it's good

The quickest belly filling food in the history of mankind

Beats any of these fancy cereals

You need to taste garri ASAP

I had a bowl of garri this afternoon, it felt like heaven and I'm full to the brim.

by Konamee May 11, 2019

Garrett

Garrett's probably have a hugmongoose dick. Like you can see it through his gym shorts. Man is mad sexy. But just as a friend... the fog is coming!

Homie 1: Is that Garrett?

Homie 3: yessir! Just look at that man
Homie 1: what a guy!

by Qwerty654321234516 May 17, 2022

Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010