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Sandy Garrison

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.
by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020
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Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud
Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place
by Punished2 October 19, 2025
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Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.
"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."
by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016
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Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
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Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.
They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.
by Pony boy play April 13, 2023
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Dirty Garrison

When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.
I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison
by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021
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Garrison Biles

a silly boy, who is a goose. he is funny and crazy and eats bread
by kgoose March 3, 2024
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