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Garota de Programa

From Brazilan Portuguese, it translates into English as a "young girl of the program", in this case the "program" refers to their welfare program.

With already high unemployment, a young girl on welfare with children to feed, spare time and limited skills might turn to the oldest profession on the planet.
"Ela esta uma garota de programa?"
"Nao, ela esta uma trabalhadora normal."

"Is she a prostitute?"
"No, she works a normal job."

or,

"Ela esta uma garota?"
"Is she a young girl?"
(It is retorical, she is obviously an extremely pretty young girl, so the question really is: "Will she expect to be paid?"

Or more directly,

"Ela faz o programa?"
"Does she work the program"
by feliz cao March 25, 2009
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Garth brooks

The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley
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Gareth

A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.

A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.

As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.
"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth."

Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?
by Minty Mouth March 30, 2009
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Garth'd

Proposing to a girl with an empty box and no ring
Yo did you hear about Julie's proposal, she got Garth'd!
by Soca C May 28, 2013
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Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.
"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."
by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018
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Gareth

A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement.

Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.
That's about half a gareth.
by TontoLibre450 August 29, 2019
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Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)
THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth
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