Gaeland

"Gae" is a way of saying "Gay" but less English, And Gaeland is the true name for that place known as "England"

Englishman: Hello there, how do you do, I enjoy tea and invading other nations and destroying their way of life!

Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!

Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im

Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!

by Scotsman the 3rd December 11, 2005

Garlonda

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away.

(FLYING MONKEY) :)

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl in the world.

by Bithofthewonderful, April 24 April 15, 2019

Garand Dick

When you get you cock stuck in the zipper in your hoodie and or jeans

Guy 1: "hey bro can you help i just Garand Dicked myself"
Guy2 :"No problem bro come here"

by J Thomson December 18, 2021

gayland

being hopelessly infatuated. the honeymoon period of a relationship. also, wherever a dude is when he's not hanging out with his bros and the new girlfriend is probably to blame.

"dude dillon's so in gayland..." "i know... he hasn't stopped texting all night." "they're probably getting married." "gay."

by gaylander June 10, 2009

garrand

Pro Gamer especially in the game CSGO

Garrand is a pro gamer.

by pgmd October 31, 2017

Garlanded

The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.

1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.

2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.

by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010

Gerlando

A type of rod used in traditionally Cristian household as punishment.

After my father recited "spare the rod spoil the child" my bottom had a red mark in the shape of a gerlando.

by Racker September 24, 2016