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the uno argument

the uno argument is when a group of guys, in 2014 on July 4th were in a call of duty lobby and were arguing about having uno on their Xbox as one man clamed he had the oldest Xbox known to man, but the other one doesn't believe him since it came free with the Xbox.
the uno argument transcript

man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off

man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox

man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man

man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard

man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK

man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(laughter)

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER

man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10

man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO

man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO

man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!
by bootymuncher666 January 1, 2023
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Argumentation

Thelma knew that Shithead had started an argumentation as soon as she had taking a bite of that Slim Jim.
by RustyFerretStudios March 5, 2013
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argumentum ad dictionarium

Using a language dictionary to argue your points, to justify your actions, and/or to claim that all uses of a given word outside of a given dictionary are incorrect. Fallacious as English dictionaries do not prescribe usage, but merely describe how words are used by society.
Person 1: Stop treating your 35 year old son like a child. He's not a child anymore.
Person 2: But the dictionary says so. *pulls out Oxford* A child is "a son or daughter of any age". My 35 year old is my son, therefore he is a child. That means my 35 year old is not ready to watch anything but G rated movies, cannot drink beer, must obey my commands at all times, isn't old enough for a job, and...
Person 1: Classic argumentum ad dictionarium.
by udusers1 August 18, 2016
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Argument ad Hominem

A logical fallacy where someone claims that the argument or position of someone else is invalid not due to any faults in it but based off of faults, real or imagined, of the other person.
This argument does not make the claim it is used in valid, but also does not render it wholly invalid provided that valid arguments may be found in other parts of the claim.
Examples of Argument ad Hominem:

1. Your presidential candidate has been shown to have been cheating on her wife, how the hell can you trust her to manage labor issues?
2. He's not a valid candidate, just look at how he dresses! If he can't mage his wardrobe, how's he going to manage a whole state?
by Rando Enby February 3, 2021
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E-Argument

An argument between people using only electronic means. No sound is involved.
Man! Me and my old lady have been in an e-argument all morning. I think she is on the rag.
by J mofo Carter December 16, 2008
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cosmological argument

1. the argument which states: anything which is an effect must have a cause.

2. the argument which states: anything that exists has a beginning.
1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.

2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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