by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022
Get the Twitter Argument mug.the uno argument is when a group of guys, in 2014 on July 4th were in a call of duty lobby and were arguing about having uno on their Xbox as one man clamed he had the oldest Xbox known to man, but the other one doesn't believe him since it came free with the Xbox.
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man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off
man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox
man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man
man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard
man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it
man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK
man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-
man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laughter)
man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER
man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER
man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10
man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT
man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO
man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!
man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO
man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!
man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off
man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox
man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man
man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard
man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it
man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK
man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-
man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laughter)
man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER
man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER
man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10
man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT
man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO
man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!
man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO
man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!
by bootymuncher666 January 1, 2023
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Get the Argumentation mug.Using a language dictionary to argue your points, to justify your actions, and/or to claim that all uses of a given word outside of a given dictionary are incorrect. Fallacious as English dictionaries do not prescribe usage, but merely describe how words are used by society.
Person 1: Stop treating your 35 year old son like a child. He's not a child anymore.
Person 2: But the dictionary says so. *pulls out Oxford* A child is "a son or daughter of any age". My 35 year old is my son, therefore he is a child. That means my 35 year old is not ready to watch anything but G rated movies, cannot drink beer, must obey my commands at all times, isn't old enough for a job, and...
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Get the argumentum ad dictionarium mug.A logical fallacy where someone claims that the argument or position of someone else is invalid not due to any faults in it but based off of faults, real or imagined, of the other person.
This argument does not make the claim it is used in valid, but also does not render it wholly invalid provided that valid arguments may be found in other parts of the claim.
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Examples of Argument ad Hominem:
1. Your presidential candidate has been shown to have been cheating on her wife, how the hell can you trust her to manage labor issues?
2. He's not a valid candidate, just look at how he dresses! If he can't mage his wardrobe, how's he going to manage a whole state?
1. Your presidential candidate has been shown to have been cheating on her wife, how the hell can you trust her to manage labor issues?
2. He's not a valid candidate, just look at how he dresses! If he can't mage his wardrobe, how's he going to manage a whole state?
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1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.
2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.
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