Inverted Gargoyle

when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.

"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.

by Aiden Evergreen January 3, 2011

groogle

naughty or cheeky person, pet or child.

"oi groogle get your paws off my diner"

by Bazil Barringer January 10, 2008

garbooble bobbler

The best bowl we ever had
Shannon killed it though :'(

Dude...pass me the garbooble bobbler
WEll i WOULD...but it like broke
damn...
hehe

by Steph Domm January 20, 2005

Gargoyle

A gargoyle is basically when a man squats over a womans face, and while ejaculating, he screams a scary face and makes scary hand claws.

The practice is used in certain cultures to ward of unwanted intruders in the woman's vagina.

Jill: He came on my face like a gargoyle, as to protect me from unwanted intruders.

by Epoche Von Wasserman July 10, 2010

gargoyle

a person with a nasty grill and hideous facial features

Crystal is a gargoyle

by .LK August 26, 2005

groogle

the sexual noise that comes out of a groogler's mouth while giving oral pleasure.

I love it when girls groogle, it makes my penis feel good.

by Tankie Fresh May 21, 2008

gargoyle

1. A gargoyle is a drainage spout found on Gothic structures. Though many are grotesque representations of human or mythical forms, the proper context is that of a structural element, not a mythical creature.

Gargoyles were often carved into grotesque cariatures of people the stoneworkers might personally know.

by Belisarius March 2, 2004