Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.

Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.

by a 9 November 9, 2008

Garage-doos

The type of guy that donates all his wife's winter shoes to the church by mistake

That guy at church was a real garage-doos. His wife must be pissed.

by LBehr93 May 31, 2019

Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.

Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!

by rockgod78 October 21, 2010

garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.

The garage was in garage condition.

by Flash-collector July 12, 2018

Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.

by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010

Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.

Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.

by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022

Biltmore Garage

before intecourse one thousand dollars ($1,000) worth of United States currency is inserted into the vagina (NOTE: as long as it is $1,000 worth of United States currency, coins and/or bills are both acceptable)

Boys I’m pumped up! Tonight, Ruthie is taking me to the Biltmore Garage!

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018