Gandalfing

Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.

Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.

How did your date go?

It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.

by portlandproper February 5, 2010

Cock Ganache

Upon ejaculation of hot load of semen, the masturbating male allows his creamy release to flow down the sides of the penis head and shaft and to pool at the base. The term was coined and most often used by male members of the baking community and pastry chefs as Cock Ganache is similar to the consistency of real Ganache which is an icing or glaze made with cream.

Steven spent the afternoon in his dorm room after attending the morning's series of culinary arts classes. To break up the boredom of study, Steven wanked off three times that day and each time he created a lovely Cock Ganache.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014

gandalf

Coke or cocaine in powder form. The color of the substance resembles that of Gandalf's outfit after his transformation from grey to white.

Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.

by scoobysnatch January 9, 2013

ganda

Means "belongs to the ass" in India's languages where gand meand ass

"voh madarchot ganda bhai gujarati kaha hai" which means Where is that ass brother Gujarati

by sureshpatila March 30, 2009

Ganga Change

A grip of muthafucking change son. Enough to buy a hobo person a nice happy meal.

Usually shouted from a hobo, as he steals from someone:

"That bitch didn't have much money, but she had a ganga change!"

by M-Dizzle November 10, 2005

Gandalf

The greatest wizard in the world (Middle-earth) he's so cute and adorable! Everybody should have a gandalf in their life! Someone they can talk to, someone who can always offer you advice, someone with magical powers to save u from all the baddies in the world, someone who you know will always give you a hug at the end of the day!

He's like the perfect grandad that everybody wants!
Gandalf rocks!

by surfergirl April 27, 2004

gandalf

Supporting character in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Gandalf is a wizard who "dies" in the first book but comes back in The 2 Towers. He helps Frodo, a hobbit, bring the one ring to Mordor, where it can be destroyed to save Middle Earth.

Gandalf is to Mage as Frodo is to Hobbit.

by Montezuma999 May 28, 2003