A person using false excuses notably spurious bets knowing he'll lose in order to extract (win) dates from attractive women; character from NBC sitcom Seinfeld that placed a small bet knowing he'll lose.
by zksi December 11, 2013
Get the Todd Gackmug. by crazyfock November 7, 2003
Get the gack spitmug. The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
Get the gack in the crackmug. I was nekkid gacked out and shootin' at the cops.
I acquired all this copper wire when I were gacked out!
That bitch is gacked the fuck out!
I acquired all this copper wire when I were gacked out!
That bitch is gacked the fuck out!
by rusty squeezebox June 14, 2008
Get the gacked outmug. The term used to describe the dry state of one's mouth from the intense lack of saliva. It can cause the lips to stick to the teeth and gums, and is often caused by smoking cannabis.
by Tom Linds April 5, 2008
Get the Gack Mouthmug. The nasty taste in ones mouth caused when meth is smoked and dissolved into the gums then slowly comes out and coats the inside of the mouth.
by gacklow October 22, 2010
Get the Gacked Mouthmug. "I just cleaned about 10 pounds of gamer gack out of my keyboard yesterday. It was really satisfying"
by OmarWodd May 29, 2020
Get the gamer gackmug.