Seat Grabber

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.

Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?

by cuffua8 January 9, 2013

Gun Grabber

Eric Holder, attorney general under the Unconstitutional Obama Administration.

That gun grabber Eric Holder is at it again. Maybe he'll come to my house when there's a break in.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Gaberino

The perfect life partner ; perfection

Frank: You're so funny, intelligent and beautiful.
Jessie: Thank you my love
Frank: You're my Gaberino
Jessie: siempre

by Linkink805 September 28, 2018

Gibberish

1.Total nonsense talk, unintelligible or foreign language. 2.Communication using various noises, illegitimate words, nonsense or sounds. 3. Sentence, phrase or general communication not making sense, sometimes induced by several days of smoking crack or other substance.

1.Crack-heads all speak gibberish. 2.John Howard talks gibberish. 3.Drug loving hippies bopping down in a stone bearded trippywobble.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

gibberwank

A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".

The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.

by Dr.Dive February 8, 2009

Air Grabber

A hood with a trap door on a plymouth musclecar which opens to deliver cold air to the carbs via/switch under dashboard. A dodge version of hood is called "Ramcharger"

Not all Roadrunners came with the air grabber hood.

by MC70 July 19, 2010

cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.

I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.

by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010