A 'wonderful' device, surpassing the directional capabilities of the compass, finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as power steering, power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.
Husband: Hey honey, why don't you go downtown to that Chinese place and pick us up something to eat.
Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.
Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.
Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)
Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.
Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.
Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)
by TMaddox January 26, 2010
Gold Pussy Syndrome. A condition that can develop in woman as a result of prolonged exposure to situations where the ratio of men to women is unusualy low, such as some schools, professions, or the military. Common symptoms include unreasonable high standards in women as well as a corresponding drop in male standard levels.
That girl must have major GPS. She just turned down five guys in the last half hour, and she's a goblin!
by Wordguy February 23, 2005
Acronym for go pound sand.
by baconmonster January 14, 2013
Global Positioning System
Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
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