government 

Something that is supposed to protect people but has turned into a conspiracy of beurocracies, dishonesty, waste—and has grown so big and so out of control and repeatedly oversteps its bounds. It has grown so big that it has invaded pro sports, the bedroom, your car, your body, healthcare, education, fitness (yes, fitness) and big business. It now is a giant vampire and now wants to suck your blood and control your life from the cradle to the casket.

Government sucks and we would be much better off without it. Although we need some of it, it works when it does what it is designed to do.

government by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

Government 

A government is a group with predatory instincts who possess neither the capital to form a corporation nor the singular bravery of common thieves.

Our Government is a group of cowards and thieves, but I repeat myself.

Government by Tomicus May 16, 2009

Government 

See Shit Heads

The Government Sucks Dick at Everything

Government by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

government 

An evil cult of Deists,Pagans and atheists who owned slaves,slaughtered the Indians and stole their land,started the KKK and blamed everything on Christianity because they all hate Christianity because it's the truth.And so they've taught you selective history and crammed their twisted Darwinian beilefs and Big Bang bullshit theories down your throat while lying their asses off to you getting you to loathe Christianity by doing every evil in it's name when they really secretly loathe it for it's good values.

Selective history,lies,distorting the truth.What more could you expect from a bunch of scumbags who are of the same cultist belief system as Adolf Hitler?

government by smoka phat blunt if ya love the truth December 13, 2004

government 

An excess amount of information about a person.

Bob: Her middle name is Alysha
Bill: Yo, why you givin' out all her government like that.

government by Alex Howard May 24, 2006

Government 

Government is when one man decides that he needs to control the crazy unpredictable animals called people. So he gets some followers, makes rules. If you dont follow them, he has people beat you up and lock you in a cage for a few years. (AKA Policemen)

You better watch out, Im with the Government!

Government by QueensrycheFan666 July 29, 2011

Government 

A necessary evil. What America needs less of. A group of blood-thirsty vampires with an unquenchable thirst for more power. It was originally established to create a judicial system, to collect taxes and declare war, but has grossly over stepped its bounds. The GOV in America is not for the citizens anymore. It is not run by the lawmakers themselves but by lobbyists and special interest. The GOV has gotten so big that it wants to control what you do in your bedroom, what you do with your body, has invaded your home, has invaded your car, has even invaded professional sports. It wants to control EVERY aspect of your life. It is filled with corporate fatcats and lobbysists who give money to Congress for their special interest. It doesnt protect the little guy and the citizens anymore, but only looks out for its rich friends. The GOV cares more about pork (not the Presidential intern type) than it does about solving real issues.

The government sucks and is useless, filled with old, rich, white guys with little minds and even littler monkeys.

Government by [e-mail] February 2, 2008