Gortblood

Dried blood found after a decapitation by an axe.

Remember that guy who was decapitated a week ago? I found some of his gortblood on eBay.

by Mydriac August 6, 2007

Gorts

Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.

'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'

by jenlovesgorts January 29, 2009

Gorthic

When the less well decoratively versed blend Gorean stereotypical ( John Nornman novels ) design with Gothic design resulting in a less than attractive distortion of a sincere classical style ( Gothic ).

So I visited John's new Club and between the red velvet furnishings, faux furs and hastily thrown down bondage equipment I had to wonder if I had landed not in 12th Century Paris but Planet Gor. It was soooooooooo "Gorthic" .

by Rebecca World November 4, 2008

Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018

gortanga

Gortanga means whatever gortanga wants to mean

jim: im gonna gortanga your mom tonight.
paul: sounds good man i love watching you gortanga my mom.

by the gordita project January 24, 2021

Gortnm Innovations

Gortnm is originated from the Sanskrit word ratnam which means gem or jewel, and innovation means a new idea, device, or method. Basically, it's an organization that brings the jewels of innovation i.e. best of anything that it undertakes.

Have you tried implementing your project @ Gortnm Innovations?

by s_thakur November 25, 2021

The Gorton's Fisherman

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.

Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.

by jackburton38 December 8, 2014