Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018

Goomba

Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.

Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.

by Kwame Brown 133 October 10, 2018

Goomba

A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.

The goomba over there has never grew an inch.

by toeman98 June 19, 2019

Goomba

An enemy from super mario. you kill it by jumping on his head.

It also looks like a black dick with a face.

If you die from a goomba you're a noob

by ._hello_. July 16, 2020

goomba

Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.

"Watch out! There is goomba coming up the road. You should get off the street."

by Listener JWG December 31, 2020

Goomba

Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.

Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.

Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.

by Rat420 March 8, 2021

goomba

(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.

“I keep dying to these goombas!”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021