Gideon

A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.
Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.

Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
by NeoLeeches December 23, 2022
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Gideon Crowd

A crowd so big and dense that you have to get in a line just to walk anywhere.

Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.
Forget it. I'm not waiting an hour just to walk around and get into another line. I'm staying away from that Gideon Crowd!
by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021
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Gideon

Hey did you lose some coins
Ahh yes it must have been a Gideon
by KJHGHJKJUHGFDCSFVGBNJMKLJHGF November 21, 2021
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gideon twodoors

koolaid demolisher. his dad left him when he was 2 years old. he has a tiny wiener, he also has an addiction to boys. he is known and identified gay.
oh gideon twodoors is quiete annoying
by fat fyufkc February 20, 2022
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Gideon

Hates everyone, watches anime and gets kicked for saying the word waifu.
Look at that degenerate!
Oh frick it is a Gideon
by Zenku_81 September 21, 2021
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Gideon Chan

Minecraft skeleton noise intensifies

Gideon Chan is a phrase given to the entities in Minecraft commonly refered to as Skeletons.

Gideon Chan can also be used to describe a frail and fragile body that is purely made of skin and bones.
Gideon Chan, stop crushing on Zophya.

Gideon Chan dont touch me or your arm will vaporise.

Gideon Chan is acting like a NPC.
by 10 Minuite Microwave February 21, 2023
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Gideon

I LOVE Gideonz, they're super nice and funny (especially the Gideonz with twin sisters), and they can make you feel way better if you're sad. If you find a Gideon, keep him. Gideonz especially like people named Kees.
Person 1: "Where's Gideon?"
Person 2: "Oh, he's hanging around with his best friend and his twin sister."
by UrbanzFries September 26, 2022
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